BigMoneyBirdDogAug 13Automobilista 2Automobilista 2 — Old, Unfinished Junk Let me save you some time: Automobilista 2 is junk. Straight up. This game has been out since 2020 and it still feels like an unfinished…Overall1.5out of 10BadWoke0out of 10Not Woke10
BigMoneyBirdDogAug 13No More Room in Hell 2: Early Access Graduation Done Right — MostlyTorn Banner Studios finally pulled the trigger on a full 1.0 launch for No More Room in Hell 2, dropping it simultaneously across PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X|S on August 11. And…Overall5.5out of 10MixedWoke0.1out of 10Not Woke20
BigMoneyBirdDogAug 8Beast of Reincarnation Review — Game Freak Steps Outside the Poké-Ball, and It's ComplicatedGame Freak has been trying to shake the "Pokémon factory" label for years, and with Beast of Reincarnation, they've made their most serious swing yet. Dropping August 4, 2026 on…Overall5.5out of 10MixedWoke1.5out of 10A Little Woke10
BigMoneyBirdDogAug 1Halo: Campaign EvolvedA Beautiful Remake That Can't Outrun Its Studio's Failures Halo: Campaign Evolved launched on Xbox Series X|S, PS5, and Steam — built from scratch in Unreal Engine 5. I'll give…Overall1.5out of 10BadWoke5out of 10Woke10
BigMoneyBirdDogJul 29Donkey Kong Bananza (Nintendo Switch 2)Let me be real with y'all — I wanted to like Donkey Kong Bananza . I really did. DK is one of those franchises I grew up on, and when they announced a new 3D platformer for the…Overall0out of 10TerribleWoke5out of 10Woke10
BigMoneyBirdDogJul 23Palworld – Pokémon With Guns And Zero ApologiesLet's cut the crap — Palworld had no business being as successful as it was, and that's exactly what makes it so damn entertaining. Pocketpair, a Japanese indie studio most people…Overall8out of 10GreatWoke0.1out of 10Not Woke10
BigMoneyBirdDogJul 8Sea of Thieves: A Beautiful Ocean With a Sinking ShipLet me be real with you—I played the absolute shit out of Sea of Thieves. If you caught any of my YouTube videos back in the day, you saw me out there on the open water raising…Overall5out of 10MixedWoke0out of 10Not Woke41
BigMoneyBirdDogJul 1Grid legends - A Simcade Identity Crisis on Four WheelsGRID Legends on the Switch 2 wants to run with the big dogs, but it ends up chasing its own tail in the middle of the track. Look, it's genuinely impressive that Nintendo's new…Overall5.5out of 10MixedWoke0.5out of 10Not Woke20
BigMoneyBirdDogJun 26Metroid Prime 4: BeyondA Decade of Waiting for a Game That Almost Gets It Right Let me be straight with you: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is a damn good game that shoots itself in the foot every time it…Overall6out of 10GoodWoke0.5out of 10Not Woke31
BigMoneyBirdDogJun 18Assassin's Creed Shadows: Cut Through the Noise, Play the Damn GameLet me get this out of the way up front—yes, there was controversy, yes there was some woke nonsense sprinkled in, and yes, people lost their ever-loving minds before this game…Overall5out of 10MixedWoke2out of 10A Little Woke10
BigMoneyBirdDogJun 16Quake Champions: How to Kill a Legacy With One Magic ButtonQuake Champions is a good arena shooter buried under a mountain of hero-shooter bullshit it never needed. If you grew up dominating in Quake III: Arena or the original Quake, this…Overall0.5out of 10TerribleWoke3out of 10Woke22
BigMoneyBirdDogJun 13GTA 5: The Gold Standard Before the Next EraWith GTA 6 launch day breathing down our necks, it's only right I tip my hat to the game that dominated an entire generation. Grand Theft Auto 5 wasn't just a game—it was a…Overall9.5out of 10ExcellentWoke0out of 10Not Woke24
BigMoneyBirdDogApr 6Resident Evil Requiem: The Best Zombie Game I've Ever Played (And I Still Won't Play It Again)Let me take you back to 1998. I was a 9-year-old kid watching my stepdad play through Resident Evil: Director's Cut on the PlayStation, getting jump-scared so hard I'd abandon the…Overall8.5out of 10GreatWoke0out of 10Not Woke30
BigMoneyBirdDogMar 16Skyrim The Elder Scrolls V on Switch 2: Still Kicking Modern Gaming's Ass After All These YearsLet me tell you something about Skyrim The Elder Scrolls V on the Switch 2—this ancient bastard of a game still runs laps around half the overpriced garbage studios are pumping…Overall9.5out of 10ExcellentWoke0out of 10Not Woke30
BigMoneyBirdDogFeb 24Farming Sim 22Farming Simulator 22: A Solid Harvest, But the Fields Have Moved On If you've ever wanted to lose an entire weekend operating a meticulously recreated John Deere combine…Overall5out of 10MixedWoke0out of 10Not Woke30
BigMoneyBirdDogFeb 18Ready or Not: Breach, Clear, and Brace for CompromiseReady or Not is one of the most uncompromising tactical shooters to hit the market in years — or at least, it used to be. This hardcore SWAT simulator from VOID Interactive drops…Overall5.5out of 10MixedWoke1.5out of 10A Little Woke31
BigMoneyBirdDogFeb 18Forza Horizon 5: The Apex of Open-World Racing ExcellencePlayground Games has delivered something truly special with Forza Horizon 5, a racing game that doesn't just set the bar for open-world arcade racers, it vaults over it. Set…Overall8.5out of 10GreatWoke1out of 10Not Woke40
BigMoneyBirdDogFeb 15GTFO: Where Cooperation Isn't Optional, It's SurvivalLet me be crystal clear right out of the gate: GTFO is not for the faint of heart, the impatient, or the idiots who think they can Rambo their way through everything. This isn't…Overall8out of 10GreatWoke0out of 10Not Woke10
BigMoneyBirdDogFeb 14It Takes Two (The "Bros-to-Dolls" Therapy Session)If you told me my Friday night would consist of two grown men in their 30s screaming at each other to "swing the nail so I can hammer this wooden platform," I would’ve laughed.…Overall5out of 10MixedWoke1out of 10Not Woke30
BigMoneyBirdDogFeb 14Hell Let Loose The Dad-tier shooterHell Let Loose isn't here to hold your hand—it's here to drop you in a muddy French field with a rusty rifle and see if you've got the tactical chops to survive. This is a…Overall7out of 10GoodWoke0out of 10Not Woke20