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🧙·2d ago

Donkey Kong Bananza (Nintendo Switch 2)

Let me be real with y'all — I wanted to like Donkey Kong Bananza . I really did. DK is one of those franchises I grew up on, and when they announced a new 3D platformer for the Switch 2 launch, I…

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✓·4d ago

Dragon Age: Origins — The Console CRPG I Fell In Love With

The CRPG — computer RPG, classic RPG, whatever you want to call it — is a PC genre. Deep rules, party management, numbers under everything. We don't get many of them on console, and we got even…

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✓·Jun 27

Advance Wars: Dual Strike - Commanding Perfection

Advance Wars: Dual Strike is the kind of game that will consume your life if you let it. Intelligent Systems took everything that made the GBA entries great and cranked it up with the DS's...

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✓·1d ago

The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds — Same Hyrule, Wide Open

For most of its life, Zelda has handed its world out one key at a time. Earn the bow, and the thing that needed the bow opens up. Find the hookshot, and the far ledge is suddenly yours. It's a…

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✓·Jun 29

Final Fantasy III: A Crystal Clear Classic Reborn

The original Final Fantasy III never made it to Western shores back in 1990, making the 2006 Nintendo DS remake the first time most of us got to experience this lost chapter of the franchise.…

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·Apr 12

Pokémon Champions: Free-to-Play, Free-to-Delete

Pokémon, free, on the Switch 2 — sounds like a no-brainer, right? That's exactly what I thought when I saw this pop up. The screenshots gave me strong Pokémon Stadium vibes, and nostalgia alone had...

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🧙·Jul 8

Sea of Thieves: A Beautiful Ocean With a Sinking Ship

Let me be real with you—I played the absolute shit out of Sea of Thieves. If you caught any of my YouTube videos back in the day, you saw me out there on the open water raising hell with the crew....

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🧙·Jul 23

Palworld – Pokémon With Guns And Zero Apologies

Let's cut the crap — Palworld had no business being as successful as it was, and that's exactly what makes it so damn entertaining. Pocketpair, a Japanese indie studio most people couldn't have…

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🧙·Jul 1

Grid legends - A Simcade Identity Crisis on Four Wheels

GRID Legends on the Switch 2 wants to run with the big dogs, but it ends up chasing its own tail in the middle of the track. Look, it's genuinely impressive that Nintendo's new hardware can push...

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🧙·Jun 13

GTA 5: The Gold Standard Before the Next Era

With GTA 6 launch day breathing down our necks, it's only right I tip my hat to the game that dominated an entire generation. Grand Theft Auto 5 wasn't just a game—it was a goddamn cultural event....

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🧙·Jun 16

Quake Champions: How to Kill a Legacy With One Magic Button

Quake Champions is a good arena shooter buried under a mountain of hero-shooter bullshit it never needed. If you grew up dominating in Quake III: Arena or the original Quake, this game is going to...

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·Mar 31

IGN Has Lost It

We all knew IGN's credibility was on life support, but somebody might need to call time of death. Their coverage of Pearl Abyss's Crimson Desert has been nothing short of embarrassing, and the...

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🧙·Mar 16

Skyrim The Elder Scrolls V on Switch 2: Still Kicking Modern Gaming's Ass After All These Years

Let me tell you something about Skyrim The Elder Scrolls V on the Switch 2—this ancient bastard of a game still runs laps around half the overpriced garbage studios are pumping out today. Playing…

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🧙·Jun 26

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond

A Decade of Waiting for a Game That Almost Gets It Right Let me be straight with you: Metroid Prime 4: Beyond is a damn good game that shoots itself in the foot every time it tries to be something…

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✓·Feb 13

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion – A Timeless Classic That Defined Open-World RPGs

Before gaming got buried under live-service nonsense and ideological hand-wringing, Bethesda made something that just wanted you to live in it. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion launched in 2006 as a...

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Halo: Campaign Evolved

A Beautiful Remake That Can't Outrun Its Studio's Failures Halo: Campaign Evolved launched on Xbox Series X|S, PS5, and Steam — built from scratch in Unreal Engine 5. I'll give credit where it's…

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🧙·Apr 6

Resident Evil Requiem: The Best Zombie Game I've Ever Played (And I Still Won't Play It Again)

Let me take you back to 1998. I was a 9-year-old kid watching my stepdad play through Resident Evil: Director's Cut on the PlayStation, getting jump-scared so hard I'd abandon the controller and go...

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·Mar 7

Pokemon FireRed

The Eternal Champion's Return to Kanto Some games age like fine wine, and Pokémon FireRed is the entire vineyard. With its latest release on the Switch 2, I found myself doing what I do roughly…

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🧙·Feb 18

Forza Horizon 5: The Apex of Open-World Racing Excellence

Playground Games has delivered something truly special with Forza Horizon 5, a racing game that doesn't just set the bar for open-world arcade racers, it vaults over it. Set against the stunning...